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devil muffins

a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.
Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!
by Michael? September 10, 2005
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Devil's Decade

Going 24 hours(or more) without the act of pooping; the act of being constipated for longer than a day; When your false excretions seem like an evil decade.
Guy: Hey man that opiate binge has got be going through a Devil's Decade.

Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.
by TIMandALEX August 28, 2012
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devil's porkchop

Chiefly used in the Bible Belt, a phrase that is referential to a woman's primary reproductive organs in polite company.
Bubba laid dibs on his sister's devil's porkchop before his cousin Noah could.
by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 9, 2018
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The Devils Salad

The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.

Ingridients:

1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.

2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.

3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.

Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.

There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad

The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.
Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"

Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"

Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"

Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"

Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"

Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"

Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"

30 Minutes Later.

Jhone doe: "whoollyy crrapp theyyss wasss wrighhht I dnnt evwenn knww wherrree I amms I dnnt thhnnk I ccaann even mooovee I luvvv thhhe Deviilllsss ssaaladd!"

Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"
by killz-em-all420 March 7, 2012
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Shit Devil

When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.
Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.
by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015
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Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.
Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher
by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016
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The Devil's Bisque

The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.
Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.
by The Earl of Teabag August 25, 2010
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