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deject

she meant rejected...
asslee: lucky i didn't deject you!!!
deeeezy: pfffft u mean reject???
by owndbydha December 21, 2008
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gaydar dectector

when a straight guy can tell from a 6th sense that there is a homosexual in the room or place he just walked in

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when a gay person walks past you and you get the bone chilling feeling that the person was gay
*steve just walks in the room* my gaydar dectector is going off...there are 5 gay people in here. 2 at the bar, 1 is with his girlie friends and the other 2 are OH MY GOD thats fuckin disgusting

*steve walks past a gay dude* that guy tripped my gaydar detector. faaaaaaag
by The Lost Game November 15, 2009
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detected

adj. The state of being detected; to be detected.
v. Past tense/participle of detect.
Threat has been detected.
The thief has been detected by the security camera.
by IYM December 14, 2019
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Hillbilly's Fire Detector

A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.
ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...
by rylez March 18, 2011
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donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
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gaydar detector

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.
Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.
by dachagalluntum November 7, 2009
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Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009
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