The Detecto

An instrument used to measure ones weight in a gym or weight lifting facility. Mostly used to measure muscle gain.

Mitchell:Hey Matt, let's go use the detecto to see how much muscle we've gained
Matt: Aight, fa sho dude

by thewank November 18, 2009

Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

by uncreative2 June 15, 2014

Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"

by BigDog9 April 22, 2017

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

troll detected

Ignorant human being.

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by RootX September 6, 2017

Metal Detector

It defines detecting or seaching a metal such as gold, iron,etc.,. metal detector tips

We use Metal detector.

by Elarob123 June 6, 2018