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ducking

Where one avoids another due to being scared or a coward.
The term 'ducking' is often used in combat sports such as boxing.
David Haye is 'ducking' the Klitschko brothers. He is a coward and/or chicken. For over two years David Haye has stated he is going to 'beat up' the two Klitschkos but doesnt want to fight them. He has made up numerous excuses not to fight them and even pulled out of a fight one week before it was scheduled.
by paulrmcf December 9, 2010
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Ducking

When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".
Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.
by Zuraxs Blows August 10, 2009
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Alabama hot docking

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.
Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.
by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008
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dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).
Stop dicking around and back me some pie.
by Stuart October 31, 2003
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deep dicking

I'd give her a deep dicking.
I gave the lesbian such a deeping dicking she is back on the team.
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Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.
Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!
by DDdocking October 20, 2008
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ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'
Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."
by SteveW1 October 11, 2014
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