Drop the Danish

The phrase “Drop the Danish” refers to when someone offers you something they think will please you but they do not have the mental faculties to comprehend that the only pleasure was for them in giving it to you.
This can be refer to something as benign as unwanted conversation, or unwanted gift, It can be as cancerous as an inappropriate touch. The reference for the term is based on some one knowing you only eat bagels but they gave you a Danish.
This guy will always drop the Danish, he always talks to me about how much he loves skiing even though I always remind him that my wife was crippled in a skiing accident. He also keeps telling me skiing jokes and touching my shoulder as he laughs at his own jokes even though I shrug my shoulder away from him and scowl at him, this guy can’t stop dropping the Danish.
by Phat Guck May 02, 2022
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Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024
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Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).
Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.
by riggbeck September 02, 2018
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Danish Devil

Nickname given to danes by other scandinavian/nordic countries
That bloody danish devil is drinking his 15th beer
by MickyAnd January 24, 2016
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danish banana

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017
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Danish Liberation Movement

Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.
Look at these cookies, dude ..!

Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.
by elly2 February 12, 2012
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danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
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