dangerous wank

make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".

then the fun bit...

you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.

got back from college the other day.

was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.

by nathan skerry December 28, 2007

the dangerous dolls

thedangerousdolls.com website

A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.

I wanna get an effin future baby ma'ma from the dangerous dolls.

by havocandtwigs July 9, 2010

jakob danger

the son of Billie Joe Armstrong, the signer of green day

jakob danger is a small boy

by fannymoi August 21, 2006

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005

nae danger

a phrse commonly used by scottish people. meaning not a chance.

climb that wall
answer: nae danger

by SeanX May 13, 2003

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015

Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011