A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.
The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.
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Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
Abbreviation: DBQ
See also: "strokability scale"
Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
Abbreviation: DBQ
See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."
Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."
Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."
Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
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noun; informal
plural noun: dailys
A "daily" or "dailys" are photos or videos of one partner that are sent to the other partner, daily.
These photo's or videos consist of nudity, teasing ( including booty pics, dick pics, etc...)
Dālē
noun; informal
plural noun: dailys
A "daily" or "dailys" are photos or videos of one partner that are sent to the other partner, daily.
These photo's or videos consist of nudity, teasing ( including booty pics, dick pics, etc...)
Hey baby, I'm going to send you today's daily.
I'm going to go shower. I'll have your dailys ready for you by then.
I'm going to go shower. I'll have your dailys ready for you by then.
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