Cry Shopping

Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.

Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.

by yo niqqa yo August 1, 2011

Have a cry

When someone is bitching about a small thing and is getting easily mad

Person 1:omg jai your so annoying
Person 2: stfu and have a cry

by Verrifiied November 5, 2019

crying dragon

When about to unload in the back of someones girlfriends mouth, pull her hard onto your member and then reach down and pinch her nose.... This will cause your flim to search for an exit when she begins to gag... Only spot left will be her eyes.... Hence, A Crying Dragon... This is far worse than an angry dragon, but the gal will be blinded for a few moments giving you time to vacate...

Sheot, angry dragons are a dime a dozen, want to give her a special treat???? Lay a crying dragon on her...

by johny drama September 13, 2010

mental cry

the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited.

How would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party?

Semi scared. Probably mental cry! I don't celebrate my birthdays!

by FS Person May 31, 2010

Far Crying

when someone is bitching or crying over something stupid and that person loves the game far cry 2

six: C'mon man! that's bullshit he's just a newb using the host shotgun

me: six stop far crying!

six: Gore im going to slapped you so hard if you keep saying that!

me: you're far crying

six:fuck off!

me:HAHAHA!

by Da Gory masta June 20, 2010

crying clown

A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.

Me: Remember that bitch from the golf course, Tré?
Tré: Yeah I gave that bitch the crying clown.

by Michael vdB November 3, 2007

Cry Wolf

The unnecessary, over exaggeration of a very small subject or topic

Guy; *punching a pillow angrily*
Girl: *walks in* What the hell are you doing now?!
Guy: *sobbing* I opened the door for someone and they didn't say "thank you very much" they said "Thanks".
Girl: You dumb motherf**ker *thinking* he just cry wolf

by Mr. Aristotle July 5, 2015