carpet thief

1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)

2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.

3. Aladdin

4. A badass person

rock on, carpet thief

"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"

"Carpet thief that shit, man."

by snikle March 5, 2007

carpeted

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

by Henery Duong July 15, 2007

carpet patrol

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

by Microfile November 17, 2004

Cape Catholic

A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.

Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.

by IrishChicky July 17, 2006

carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.

If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

budgie under the carpet

Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent

Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.

Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.

by Elijah S April 14, 2004

Carpe Omnious

"seize it all" or " seize all"- latin

hard candy ellen page says "Carpe Omnious" when she's giving a toast

by jessica bones April 29, 2008