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1 definition by
Microfile
1
carpet patrol
Crackheads
who
search
the floor for dropped
crack rocks
.
"Hey, James, you catch that
DJ's
set?"
"Yeah, Brown -- I had my
groove on
'till I
tripped
over the damn carpet patrol."
by
Microfile
November 17, 2004
Get a
carpet patrol
mug for your fish Jerry.
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