crap diddely

n. crap diddely- KraaaP DiD L e

used to express anger in a situation

holy CRAP DIDDELY i totally just spilled milk everywhere

by john doe May 13, 2005

crap course

Any course offered in an institution of higher learning of dubious value and marginal difficulty. Applicable to most "Adult Ed" courses in community colleges as well as those frequented by serious jocks. Such courses are usually determined by content, but may occasionally be determined by professor; especially if professor gives "B" to individuals who have expired before the final exam.

Basketweaving is a crap course. Advanced Quantum Field Theory is not a crap course.

by chiggley December 2, 2004

crap sick

A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusional shadow of their normal self.
Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.

Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.

by TV's Dr. Phil January 23, 2008

crap me up

to make laugh, to amuze; similar to "crack me up"

Lol, you're so funny you crap me up!

by scrapplemcscrapple June 16, 2008

Crap Snack

1.to have a crap snack
2.to ingest crap from someones ass while they are taking a dump.

Luc:Dave, that the grossest thing i have ever seen. like it makes me want to throw up all over everything

dave: WHAT!!!? you mean the crap snack? everyones doing it

Luc" not me...

by bob dog October 11, 2005

CRAP YOU

It's an appropriate way of saying fuck you

You won't give me your juice, crap you

by Koolkid72 May 29, 2018

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003