Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

crack spange

To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.

"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.

by dave m w May 2, 2011

crack knee

The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.

Are you hooked on crack? I only ask because your crack knee is currently poking me the thigh.

by mabeea July 4, 2010

smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.

My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

booby crack

A woman's cleavage

When she bends forward her booby crack shows!

by mysterlee May 6, 2009

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014