covfefe 

Multitasking FAIL : When you try to post something weird on Twitter, golf and grab em' by the pussy at the same time.

"There are millions and millions and millions - you see tremendous, yuge amounts of them. There're all GREAT and arise from my own reality every day. I call them divine Covfefes." - Donald J. Trump

covfefe by M.u.s.h February 22, 2018

Covfefe 

1. The code word for programming that is used by elite (usually independent) game developers.
2. See Minecraft.
3. One of the cute words Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh mumble in their sleep.

1. Alright, got my Starbucks, and now I'll do some graphic design...and some covfefe.
2. No, Inspector Gadget and Matei! It's not Mineycrafta, Minecraft, or Minecrap! It's Covfefe!
3. Donald: Zzzzzzz-ah...covfefe..zzzzzzzzz...

Covfefe by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 17, 2018

Covfefe 

/ko-FEH-fay/

(noun)
A person or group of persons of questionable intelligence gathering in public with the intent to protest common sense regulations or laws because it inconveniences them.

"Karen joined a covfefe today against the Covid-19 quarantine because she wants a haircut."

"Don't go near that covfefe, Billy. You're likely to catch Corona-virus or worse, stupidity."

Covfefe by Kaiden093 April 21, 2020

covfefe 

Used as an indicator to others that you're too drunk to finish writing a tweet.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe." - @realDonaldTrump

covfefe by MAX_GEE May 31, 2017

Covfefe 

Covfefe (slang) Meaning "You can lick my balls"

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" -Donald Trump

Covfefe by TheWordDudeMan May 30, 2017

covfefe 

When you fucked up democracy and are in way over your head, so you go to attack the media but fall asleep on the toilet instead.

"Despite all the negative press covfefe"
-Donald Trump

covfefe by Donald.t.rump May 30, 2017

covfefe 

a negative press thing?

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."

covfefe by K-Quill May 31, 2017