cousin boobed

When you are surfing social media and notice big boobs but look at the face and it is your cousin.

I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.

by BigD'andIdontmeanDallas July 22, 2017

Kissing cousin

A cousin that engages in sexual intercourse

In short incest

Your should not have a kissing cousin

by anonymous July 5, 2023

Navajo Cousins

The relationship between two people who have both made out with a third party.

"Last night at the bar, I started making out with the same girl you did last weekend. That makes us Navajo Cousins."

by Oxy Baby August 23, 2011

Eskimo Cousins

When two men both share that have both made out with the same girl. It can be an enjoyable endearing term.

Similar to Eskimo Brothers

"You made out with Jen too?!"
"That makes us Eskimo Cousins!"
(High-five takes place)

by Trogdaft November 13, 2009

cousin fucked

A name for a person who is 'inbred' or a result of incest.

hey, what's wrong with him?

oh, he's cousin fucked!

by katieforcurry November 24, 2006

cousin humper

an idiot, originates from sybermoms.

That woman was a cousin humper for smacking her kid in the face

by snoop dog March 1, 2005

Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

by NDFitz May 1, 2006