cornealious

elementary school child who has not yet attained a nick name

tell cornealious to meet me and udipidous by the monkey bars after school

by macaulay April 27, 2008

coral reefing

To randomly walk up to and french kiss a complete stranger.

Hey, dude, i totally coral reefed this girl last night.

Hey! You fancy going coral reefing tonight?

by SA-I February 18, 2009

Coral Screw

(n) a dislodged finger stuck in a human anal cavity

the doctor located the coral screw which was causing a lot pain to the patient

by no one of purpose March 30, 2012

Conal Sweeney

fat retard and child rapist

his ma has rickets

Conal Sweeney's ma has rickets

by johnharkin420 October 17, 2019

Momma Cornax

Sexy blonde student therapist with wet pussy. Has an incredible love story with Renzo. Together with Daddy Krol they have two lovely children: Thijn and Jaap. Together with her husband they have as life goal to capture all Diederick's in the world.

Momma Cornax: Renzo suck me plss

by FrogMilker December 12, 2022

Carnal Arts

A catch-all euphemism for higher forms of pornography. Erotica is not included as (a) the genre is lame, (b) the word is a misnomer as it fails to present human sexuality in a provacative and striking manner as its counter part, hardcore pornography. This of course, leads to the question of whether pornography can be considered art and the answer is, it is and its detractors have simply failed to procure a high-class film, preferably involving straps, implied rape and actors that actually wear underwear underneath their clothes, or lack thereof.

Several well known auteurs include Ron Jeremy, Jenna Rocco Siffredi, Marc Dorcel and the Citizen Kane or Grand Illusion of the genre has to be a tie between a french film which involved spontanious and at times painful intercourse and an American film with the sophisticated title, "Wreck that Booty 2" The film was well recieved by film critics for its flagrant disregard for the well-being of certain parts of the female anatomy.

I am a proud patron of the Carnal Arts.

by E. Money September 12, 2009

conal

A noun that describes an act such that the actor is not be able to constrain one's urinary urges and therefore runs to the side of a road or walkway or ditch and urinates.

e.g. to "pull a conal"

He was stuck in traffic for the next five miles before the nearest gas station, therefore he drove to the side of the road and pulled a conal.

by conal_observer May 28, 2010