Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.
Jenny: What does that mean?
Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
Jenny: What does that mean?
Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
Get the corked and torquedmug. Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.
by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023
Get the polish corkmug. Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.
I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
Get the Corkingmug. When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
Get the The Cork Popper Of Earlmug. A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
by Chucklefck March 1, 2019
Get the Cork Ploppermug. A hip greeting developed at the University of Maine similar to a fist bump. The difference is that after contact, you spin your fist as though you are popping the cork off of a wine bottle. Make sure to say 'cork it!'.
Source: Zac @UMaine
Source: Zac @UMaine
by Swixerman January 31, 2018
Get the Cork Itmug. by dr meme December 9, 2016
Get the Corkedmug.