kc cookson

To jizz while you have blue balls. Especially when living with other people in the same room and telling them you had blue balls and now you dont.

I Kc Cookson onto his buttocks!

by sasadfasdfasdfasdfasd June 5, 2011

Uber Cool

An adjective describing some of the coolest things on the face of the Earth. Amazing, sexy, handsome, anything in comparison inferior.

"Mike is the most uber cool person on Earth."

by Mike Lord of Coolness June 9, 2005

cool as the other side of the pillow

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

by Nick D October 20, 2003

The cool

Name of Lupe Fiasco's latest album. The real meaning of the cool is what ppl want to be= the posers, the fakers, the wanna be's.. they "chase the cool". They want to be known, seen, and heard for all the wrong reasons. They will stop at nothing for popularity and/or attention. If you are chasing the cool you're somewhat of a dickrider. The cool is a false sense of achievement and the way to totally not be your self. Deep down inside these people know they are untrue.. Definately not down to earth, they might be easy to get along with simply because they will kiss your ass if they think they can benefit from your approval or friendship. Both food and liquor and the cool's songs show this meaning. Alot of the songs show meanings of good and bad morality and the way to be a better person. lupe rocks.

I know TONS of ppl at Sahuarita High School that chase the cool.

by Dro23 October 20, 2008

cool headed logicians

A term in Ted Kazinscki's (unibomber)manifesto that was recognized by his brother, causing him to call the FBI.

But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality.

by octavius April 28, 2004

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011

you're cool

sacastic way of telling someone that they dont care and to stop bragging about something they did.

girl: OMG i was so drunk last night! and i fucked some random guy haha i wassss soooooooo fucked!"
boy: YOU'RE COOL!

by chanelbabycakes March 7, 2010