by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010
Get the Contractor mug.While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008
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the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.
the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock
he must have been using a contractor clock
by fire909 May 11, 2011
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Get the Contrabute mug.(1) People who are upset with calling other people a hypocrite
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her
Nice Guy: You dated my sister and had a one night stand but you don't want me to date your sister you're a "hypocrite"
Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
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Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
Contradickhead
by EmJayee November 18, 2019
Get the Contradickhead mug.A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.
Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.
Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.
Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.
by Just A. Citizen May 15, 2007
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As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."
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