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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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Confusion

Dallas says hes trying to sleep but then says hes watching Netflix this is confusion
by TheAppleThing October 30, 2019
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Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.
Confused you all are.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020
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confusion

Confusion: a state where people around you are like "wtf is he doing?"
I'm so confused, why is he running in circles. Happens a lot in among us when you wonder what that person is doing. Confusion is weird sometimes.
by somebody-nobodyy December 22, 2020
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Confusing

Wow that was so confusing
by Straykids:) November 23, 2020
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Confused

Confused is comeandtasteit
Hey look comeandtasteit is confused.
by kima.avk November 3, 2020
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