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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!
Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.
by NotTuch August 15, 2022
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Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts ๐Ÿ™ƒ and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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ใ€Š.7.9.7.6.ใ€‹!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!ใ€Š.7.9.7.6.ใ€‹
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go commit air not entering lung area

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
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Committing a Cameron

Verb

To throw something of value out of the window of a moving vehicle.
Y/N: *throws phone out of a bus*
Friend: wow, committing a cameron? imagine that.
by WaffleLove October 12, 2023
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