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valley commando

Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.

Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.
by prof.reg.fritter. October 20, 2007
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Commander Jer Jer

The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.

2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
by AY1004 May 4, 2005
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new commando

Going out without any communication device,whether on purpose or by accident.
"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."

incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
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commando

In Arnold's ridiculous, but all time great movie "Commando" the final action scene has him alone in a basement with Bennett the bad guy. The bad Aussie has John (Arnold) in his pistol sight when Arnold challenges him to end their fight like men and the dialog flows:
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).

"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)

"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)

That's what you
want to do, right?"

A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:

"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.

Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)

So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."

Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.
Be a real man commando, let's party.

Come on, I'll kick your ass, let's party!
by Powerharp April 12, 2006
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comander

The way that one spells commander if one does not care about adding in the extra "m"
Comander101 is online.
by Matt November 10, 2004
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commando

When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.
Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.

underweasrless
by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
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Chain of Command

A large whip, made of metal links (usually iron or titanium) which is used to keep the fourth years in order at RMC on 200 DTG. It is located in the basement of Currie Building and can cause massive amounts of pain.
Bitches actin up? Scrap that ass with the Chain of Command
by FirstYEARRMC October 25, 2010
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