combat angel

a military-chaplain.

a priest, rabbi, imam, or pastor is a combat angel. the title is earned not given.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 June 24, 2016

Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

Combat Carl

Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.

Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????

by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017

comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.

My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.

by CookieCat2 December 3, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

compatittarius

The one zodiac thats compatible with every zodiac sign

"Compatittarius, and my name is larry"

by dlanigersirrom December 4, 2018