Columbian wristwatch 

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

Columbian wristwatch by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Columbian Soul Patch 

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

Columbian Soul Patch by Jayare87 May 12, 2018

Columbian Rudolph 

When your nose is red and stuffy at the end of an 8 hour coke binge.

Person 1: hey dude are you sick or something?
Person 2: nah man, just got that Columbian Rudolph.

Columbian Rudolph by Not OSI August 3, 2018

Columbia Vibes 

A great clothing brand and has great people that work for them except cash and sometimes jack.

I love my Columbia vibes shirt

Columbia Vibes by is cheer-leading a sport? October 21, 2019

CUMBINEER HEAD 

it is delicious cum and cumber mixed with some bin and PEENUR. It is good. yummmmmmmmmmmm peenur good.

omg his cumbineer head tastes good. UWUWUWUWUWUWUW it is warmmnp

CUMBINEER HEAD by MEMEdogeGOOD November 11, 2019

Columbian Helicopter Walk 

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.

Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.

Columbian Helicopter Walk by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020

Columbian Dust Storm 

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit

My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola

Columbian Dust Storm by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021