barnyard commando

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.

Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.

by JynnxT August 3, 2007

Russian Commando Pro

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.

Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind

by canshow October 19, 2010

commando date

When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.

I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.

by chiaroscuro girl April 8, 2010

Comantled

Adjective - Describes the area within the mantles of two or more fires

Greg - Hey, the area between these two fires is comantled

Mike - That it is, Greg... That it is

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

commandon

When you get a hard on whilst going 'commando'

Dude! I got a stiffy whilst wearing no underwear. I got a proper commandon.

by c.arnold June 27, 2008

Command of calls

a term used when dealing in drugs. when you call someone and they tell you they have to call some people; who will in tern call their people.

alright dude, i started the command of calls.

by $N33P3R March 30, 2009

Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.

Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!

by Ginger Spice&Everything Nice June 17, 2010