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Get the Christopher Cockerill mug.Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
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Someone who has an incurable affinity for humping cakes. Usually imagine them shaking their asses and will masturbate to the food network
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Someone who has an incurable affinity for humping cakes. Usually imagine them shaking their asses and will masturbate to the food network
by BigDickManiac November 20, 2022
Get the Yeet caker mug.someone that inserts chestnuts, also known as conkers in the UK into their anal cavity for sexual pleasure
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