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Sicko Coach 

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
Sicko Coach by YAWA May 23, 2018
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Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."
Lapdog Coach by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Star power coach 

the person who tells a guitar hero player when the best time is to use his or her star power to either maximize the score, or prevent the player from failing a song.
dude, thanks for being my star power coach back there, otherwise i would have totally failed that song.
Star power coach by A-man D March 15, 2009

We on Coach 

'Ipswich Town beat Norwich City in title decider'

Man to friends - Oi Boys, we on coach!
We on Coach by ronnybell May 16, 2010

roach coach

Roach Coaches are food service trucks, usually found making stops in industrial areas and county fairs. Some of the food can be quite good, but whatever you do, don't eat the sushi!
I had some roach coach sushi, and I havent gotten off the toilet since.
roach coach by gooberliberation February 7, 2006

slow coach 

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.
He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!
slow coach by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

roach coach

the newer, industrial strength roach coach is a mini-restaurant on wheels that is mounted on a truck chassis and is about the size of a UPS truck. Typical coaches have sides that open up to reveal varions snack and beverage items, in addition to an order window where the smiling Hispanic gentleman and his wife/sister or other female cook take and fill orders. Previously confined to construction sites and garages, now the roach coach prowls office parks offering secretaries a fried breakfast and lunch. The call of the wild roach coach is an obnoxious semi-musical horn that calls the willing sheep to be sheared and then fattened up on grease-laden fare.
I 'ate' at the roach coach yesterday and had the trots all night.
When people bring in roach coach food, you can smell the grease all over the building.
Roach coach cooking is the opposite of good food.
roach coach by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005