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merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.
by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021
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Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.
Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?
by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022
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Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.
I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"
by DrFactologist May 22, 2025
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It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.
“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer
by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023
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Colorado Cum Clobber

The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.
Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
by t4zyl February 3, 2026
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