The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.
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An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.
I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024
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I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad
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For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
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"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
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