Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

Cileno

A Cileno is an alien gangster that work in a circus

A: Yo m8 have u seen that Cileno?
B: Geez that's great
A: Yeah it's good af

by NotVil June 26, 2017

cable

a gay ass string

im just gonna lay this cable down

by mini hink September 27, 2017

cielearlph

A weeaboo who will do anything to get attention from people like CDawgVA or just anyone they meet. They never shut up even when they do get what they want. CielEarlPH, or Ciel Earl Phantomhive, has been "adopted" by Kaweewee for several years now, even though he runs off all day long to rob banks. He always succeeds. With the money, he throws it all at YouTuber CDawgVA so he can be noticed. Due to lack of intelligence from donating too much, they were banned from donating for 3 years.

Kaweewee: "CielEarlPH- I mean Mailbox, what the fuck were you thinking?! You could've been caught easily from robbing that bank! Are you high or what?!"
CielEarlPH: "It was worth it. Take the money and go."
Kaweewee: "That's the child I raised. I'm so proud. ;-;"

by CielEarlPH May 11, 2018

Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.

That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro

by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018

Cibeer

A half beer half hard cider drink.

Q: Hey what is it called when you mix a beer and a hard cider?

A: I dunno, lets call it a Cibeer and put it on urban dictionary.

by Generao August 3, 2018