by FM Punk October 17, 2018
Get the Chumpmug. A retard.
by Chumpsquad September 4, 2021
Get the Chumpmug. Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Get the Cougar chumpmug. someone (goes by the name of ammon) who is so cool and swag and who is liked by many including i. his only flaw is his lacking in foosball but has potential to become mediocre at it someday.
person #1: wow look at that guy i bet mcdonald’s is the only thing he can afford! but he looks sexy af
person #2: must be a chump!
person #2: must be a chump!
by golittleswagbaby December 6, 2021
Get the chumpmug. Anyone with the name Derrick, Hector, Justin or James; and who is in prison, work release, or has been to either
by Wws863 September 20, 2019
Get the Chumpmug. Easily manipulated, disrespected, and persuaded on a day-to-day basis; extremely sensitive; gets bullied
I cheated on him twice, then told him it was okay and it won’t happen again, and this chump actually listened to me. But you know on the low I still cheat. I told this chump if he doesn’t stop talking to his friends, I’m gonna leave him. Now he has no friends. What a chump.
by Casualcxm August 29, 2022
Get the Chumpmug. When you’re eating pizza and it’s so fresh and hot it burns the top of your mouth behind your teeth.
by DMetty September 30, 2020
Get the Chump Mouthmug.