choke kiss

When someone grabs and chokes another person with two hands and then gently kisses their cheek.
You are so frustrating, I could just choke kiss you right now.
by jbreas January 23, 2015
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The Choking Game

1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.

2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.
by dgionline October 16, 2010
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Choke Artist

The Houston Astros choke every season whether it be in the playoffs or late in the regular season. What a dissapointing and frustrating team to watch.
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missionary choke

Your standard sex position but with a awsome kung fu choke grip around your partners neck.
by CheramieIV May 02, 2010
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Choke Artist

Someone who, when faced with stress breaks down and enters an infinite loop. Common in people running for office, when trying to deal with higher energy candidates.
Marco: "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world."
Donald: Man, you're such a choke artist.
by Gass'em Soleimani February 26, 2016
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Ass Choke

when you are on the toilet taking care of business and someone interrupts you.
no example need, speaks for itself. ass choke.
by Word..... November 21, 2009
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choke this bitch

To do something with renewed vigor and/or energy.
-Are you ready to hit road?
-Hell yes, let's choke this bitch!
by MattyCheese April 29, 2007
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