Hot chocolate!

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.

Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!

by Skyehi November 19, 2018

Chocolate milkshake

Ejaculating into an anus then sucking it out with a straw.

No example needed for Chocolate milkshake.

by welshcaravan May 22, 2014

Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004

White Chocolate

A caucasian that embraces and is assimilated into black culture. As opposed to a wigger who ebraces the culture but does not gain acceptance by the community.

she be white chocolate!

by Brain September 12, 2004

chocolate lava cake

A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.

I gave that chick a mad Chocolate Lava Cake. It was tangy.

by iiiluckyboyiii June 6, 2014

Chocolate Yahtzee

A sexual act that involves a man and a woman. The man positions himself over the face of the woman so that his butt hole is in her face, and begins to perform a Tea Bag. While Tea Bagging, the man takes a dump on her face. When done taking the dump, the man yells out "YAHTZEE!"

man: Want to Chocolate Yahtzee?

woman: Yeah sounds like a lot of fun!

moments later....

man: YAHTZEE!

by Douglous17 April 14, 2010

Hot Chocolate Swirl

The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)

Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!

by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009