Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck

Man iPhones are such peices of crapple

by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021

Capplething

Stupid idiot who owns a YouTube channel

WHOS capplething?

this stupid guy

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 16, 2021

capplething

stupid idiot who owns a YouTube channel

who’s capplething??

uhh this guy who barely makes content and calls himself amazing

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 16, 2021

capplething

A stupid idiot who drinks out of a plastic McDonald’s cup.

Who’s capplething??

uhhh this guy who barely makes content and calls himself “awesome”

Pfft that’s some bullshit.

Ikr???

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 16, 2021

capplething

a stupid idiot who drinks out of a plastic cup from McDonald’s.

Who’s capplething?

This guy who Is scared to ride a small children’s water slide and calls himself “amazing”.

What an idiot lollll

Ikr???

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 16, 2021

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021