Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.

I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!

by zoey April 25, 2004

Canon

Canon is the most amazing guy. He’s very funny, but can also be hurt on the inside too. he acts like it’s okay, but it may not be. Canon is a guy worth caring and giving your life for. he’s the sweetest person every, and is incredibly good-looking.

girl 1: “Ugh, Canon is so adorable...”
girl 2: “please stop. Canon is mine and he’s amazing, i thought i should let you know that before anything happens.”
girl 1: “good luck!”

by meme meme emerged September 28, 2017

cajones

balls in Spanish

for couch-potatoes it's a problem of willpower to get their cajones of the couch and se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

by Sexydimma May 10, 2013

el cajon

a good place to go bash some bros' heads and take their hoes

i hate those bros,lets go to el cajon and kick their whimmpy asses

by trukler August 3, 2008

Josh Caron

Josh Caron is the young man than organized the first set of civil partnership ceremonies for gay couples in the UK that took place in Belfast.

Josh Caron is a proud gay man who helped other gays in the UK.

by lisa123456 September 30, 2006

canon

To Canon or the practice of Canoning is associated with the specific and highly regarded skill of hitting or cannoning a ball, while running at full speed. The ball would preferably be moving at a rate of knots at the time, however in exceptional cases (Alex, free kick, Chelsea vs Liverpool) a static ball is allowed.

The Canon is a underused art in most professional sport, however it is slowly being reintroduced by purists of the game, it is now most commonly found in hockey at it highest level. Hockey allows the ball to be hit in a constantly rising trajectory until it is stopped only by the net.
Jesus Christ, he's just unleashed a Canon

Jesus Christ, he's just unleashed a Canon

by ahycrwjs May 22, 2011