A tall mexican who enjoys hopping borders from Mexico to Texas and back again. Also, everytime a penny is sighted, he hopps towards it.
by Color The Jew August 15, 2010
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(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.
by Saetia March 6, 2010
Get the Clive Barker mug.1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all
2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude
2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"
3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.
2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"
3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.
by Shaynahatesyou October 9, 2009
Get the Barker mug.An album released in 1983 just after the death of Randy Rhoads. also the name of the song on the album.
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Get the Barking Spider mug.When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
Get the Florida barking spiders mug."Damn, that sammie just wet bark all over my fucking chest."
"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"
"She exploded like a wet bark!"
"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"
"She exploded like a wet bark!"
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