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bitch buttoned

when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.
"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."
by rick sanchez August 23, 2006
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jesus button

The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.
Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."

Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
by Nicholas W June 29, 2007
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gumdrop buttons

The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."
Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
by DaFaShizz October 13, 2015
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panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off
a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button
by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005
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Buttonface

When a person's face in squished to the center, to look as if it were a button.
"Did you see that girl's face?"
"Yeah! She had a buttonface"
by izzzabella December 29, 2007
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wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
by roccot7 June 27, 2010
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JCB starter buttons

"JCB starter buttons" - A woman's nipples resembling the control to start the engine on a vehicle manufactured by JCB
*Exclamations emitting from a building site probably around the Toombridge/Limavady area of Ireland* 'Look at thon!' ..'Aye JCB starter buttons sir'
by Robotkev August 20, 2013
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