Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.

"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.

by mark taint April 19, 2014

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015

butthole uppercut

Whem you uppercut someone in the butthole.

Did you see Tom give Katie the butthole uppercut?

by Johnto the Grey September 15, 2017

virgin butthole

An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.

"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"

by TheFuckestUppest March 8, 2016

dripping butthole

When doing anal, cum drips out of your butthole

Man,I had a major.dripping butthole.last night!

by 69bigballs69 January 23, 2016

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013