Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 30, 2008

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butter in your socks

A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.

Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!

butter in your socks by Humongous Sauce November 5, 2020

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Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

Butter Your Own Scone by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

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peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!

A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.

Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"

peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly! by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010

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