Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.

"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"

by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022

Beyond Burger

A burger that loves cows

I like to consume beyond burgers

by Chemix April 28, 2021

pumpkin burger

A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders

Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?

Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?

She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.

by jarvisg September 30, 2013

burger pits

Stinky kebab armpit ordour.

What's that smell?

It's Charlotte's burger pits.

That bitch really needs to use deodorant

by Chazza burger pits May 21, 2017

Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger

Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.

by Uglyonesexy July 9, 2015

Mike Burger

A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.

Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.

by Thicccboy June 26, 2019

Flabby Burger

An over-used flabby, brown vagina, with seeping fluids that make the condiments.

Last night I took this chick to my place, went to go down on her and noticed she had a flabby burger. If i wanted that shit I'd go to Mickey D's!!

by one dong November 12, 2011