Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017

bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

Bumper of beer

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.

Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?

by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

dumpin’ me bumper

British slag meaning taking a shit

Person 1: what ye doin in der?
Person 2: I’m dumpin’ me bumper

by Ike_89 January 8, 2021