humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

Buckle bumper

Mustash used during a BJ as a bumper for the belt buckle

Look at the buckle bumper on her, will need to turn the lights out or I would think she's the monopoly man

by HANDLE DEEZ GENTLY January 16, 2024

Bumper boats

Wet vagina lips

Also known as 'Men's Lips'

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".

by Hot fish July 6, 2017

Nick-nacks on the bumper

Small scratches on the car, specifically on the bumper. It’s an Uptown New York slang that I just learned.

For sure I’ll have some nick-nacks on the bumper, it’s my first car.

by kbilgek September 3, 2023

bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

by chanel182 March 8, 2009

Negro bumper

A non negro person who engages in cuckhold activities with a negro male or males.

After Bob’s wedding I found out he was a negro bumper when videos surfaced of a well organized team of negroes fucking Bob’s wife while Bob was jerking off to it in the background.

by Loliguessthesearewords November 22, 2025

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009