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bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!
That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!
by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007
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bollotics

The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.
Often found in the work place e.g. when a department refuses to allow a change because there isn't a process for it, that is Bollotics, just do it and shut the **** up.
by MowgliCub October 10, 2013
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trolly bollock

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !
by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020
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Kyle Broflovski

*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski (surname also spelled Brofloski, Brosloski, Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Brovloski, Broflofski) is one of the 4 main characters on South Park. Kyle is best friends with Stan Marsh, and has a decent relationship with pretty much everyone else. His relationship with Eric Cartman can be pretty rough at times, though there have been positive moments between the two. Kyle is one of only 4 Jewish people in town, along with his younger brother, Ike, adopted from the amazing country of Canada, his father, Gerald, a lawyer, and his mother, Sheila, who’s mostly a stay-at-home wife. Kyle wears a lime green and dark green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that some Russians wore when the Soviet Union was around,) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and lime green mittens. Kyle is approximately 3 and a half feet tall, and weighs 83 pounds.
Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski: You bastards!
by BidenSucks September 28, 2021
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the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"
Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!
by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008
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The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.
by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021
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Brolocaust

When a bunch of true and true "bro's" all get laid on the same night. Minimum 4.
Dude: "Did you lot have a good night last night?"

Bro: "Yeah you should have gone, it was a full on brolocaust!"
by FellowBro May 5, 2010
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