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Brandon

A cute boy who won’t play with your heart with the most gorgeous eyes who is also sweet and thoughtful
Brandon is very sweet and cute
by Shhs October 14, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is hot but you better not tell him because his incorrect insecurities of his body are the only thing keeping his giant swollen head in check. He is cute, sexy, funny and the most cuddly. He will light up your day and is the best dancer. He is tough and can verbally disarm you, takes great pride in himself. He has the biggest fucking dick and he knows how to use it. He also is a fucking dick. He will be your best companion and be loyal to you, then turn on you and break you into a million pieces. He is extremely intelligent but he will stand by an opinion that even he knows is wrong. He is passionate and loves to take care of his family and friends. He is made of magic, and is a combination of electric neon fireflies and pure evil.
He was such an alluring asshole, he needed AA. He was a Brandon.
by Juluandromeda May 8, 2013
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Brandon Max

A famous comedian on the app, TikTok. He is famous for doing comedy skits with his father, family, and friends. He‘s most famous for his chips and salsa, garlic knots, and grilled cheese videos. He’s also very good looking, and has a very sweet personality.
I wish I were as funny and cool as Brandon Max.
by TikTok Star Alex October 15, 2019
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Brandon

The best person in the world. Will always be kind and there for you no matter what. If you lose him, he is the kind of guy you will never stop crying over. Always love and respect him. He is also tough and will fight someone if they hurt his family.
Girl 1: I can't believe I'm dating Brandon <3

Girl 2: Lucky!!
by bjbsgirl September 19, 2012
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Brandon Heath

An Attractive male singer from Nashville, TN with amazing eyes and an angelic voice. He's pretty much the sweetest person you'll ever meet. He makes birds sing in the morning and crickets chirp in the night. The stars shine brightly when words flow from his lips.
Ashley: Wow, His voice is beautiful.
Jessica: That must be Brandon Heath!
by Amyyankins September 24, 2010
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Brandon Hagen

A very smelly individual. Known for there snazzy sweaters and classy kicks, these little critters are rare. Hard to find, unless you know where to look. They lurk in only the edgiest of locations, many of which you probably have never heard of, such as a wavves concert or a poetry reading.
ordinary chump 1#: "did you see that brandon hagen guy?"
ordinary chump 2#: "barely, that guy was so edgy I almost cut myself."
by Rembrandt Cavendish October 24, 2011
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brandon lathrop

a gay guy that cheats and thinks hes all of that when he is just a gay homosexual that gits pleasure from gurls hateing him and gitting pleasuered by his mom
by jeffery OG August 6, 2011
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