Boredicide

That feeling you get, usually whilst in conversation, that leaves you torn between boredom and wanting to kill someone.

I knew the date wasn't going to end well when her incessant talking started leading me to the brink of boredicide.

by FnClassy January 10, 2014

boredomism

1.When you get to a stage in your life where nothing fascinates you. 2.A disease of being bored.

'I'm going through the boredomism stage at the moment.' or
'Doctor what's the diagnosis?'
'I'm afraid you have boredomism.'

by hahahahaha haha ha...no April 15, 2015

¿Borked'd'veing'ers?

The true word of God. The act of commiting group suicide while simultaneously masturbating to dog memes.

Yesterday I witnessed some people using the ¿borked'd'veing'ers? technique in the schoolyard.

by Doodlecock March 31, 2017

bored

is what i am right now

i have a shitty english assignment do

girl-hey im bored
boy-same
(both start making out)

by a guy in purgatory June 22, 2019

Bored Potato

Bored Potato - a potato who is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into an infinite pit of boredom.

Why are you reading this? Go outside or something. Stop wasting your time reading this. Why are you still here?

I am a Bored Potato, I guess. That was random.

by Bored Potato September 16, 2019

Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

boredomflix

What fb became after the first week of isolation once the memes dried up and the boring covideos of your contacts doing mundane household chores took over.

Tuned into boredomflix this afternoon to watch covideos of my friends making dinner and playing with their kids

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020