Boba straws

"Boba straws" is the equivalent of drunk texting. The phrase originated when a sleep-deprived restaurant manager was jarred awake by a restaurant manager group text, and unconsciously responded by typing "Boba straws!" to the managers group then falling back to sleep unaware of what he had texted. In that act, he exhibited the world's first Boba straws moment. The phrase can also used synonymously with "senior moment."

Annie: Did you understand what Calvin text to the group this morning?
Eve: I have no idea what he was saying. He was out of it. I think he had a Boba straws moment. Lol
Annie: Yeah, he has had a lot of those lately. Dude needs to get more sleep!

by heretiq April 23, 2014

boardy barn

Is a location in Hampton Bays open Memorial Day to labor only on sundays where people get really drunk and put stickers on everything, its a very popular attraction for everybody that’s not a local, locals see it as a place for citidoits to go. It’s under this big tent and everybody gets booze, but you can also bring in your own booze.

Did you get drunk over at the boardy barn this weekend?

by Starbucks_bae June 10, 2018

Boba

A tapioca pearl usually inside boba milk tea. It is also round and chewy. Fyi, it is another term for bubble tea.

Anne: Omg! A boba tea shop is opening right outside my house! I have to try!
Me: You drink too much boba tea. You know how sweet it is right?
Anne: Yea 'Mom'...

by <Its_The_Duck> October 13, 2020

Choc Board

This is a type of sexual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. This one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. The female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. Then you must find a nice diner with a full glass window where people are seated to eat. The girl then drops her pants and pushes her butt against the glass and sprays diarrhea all over the glass. The male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his pecker for the diners inside, thus you've created a choc board.

Person 1: "So what did you do to those assholes that entered that diner?"
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board".

by BmorePooMasta March 22, 2009

San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.

Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.

by pnistico August 20, 2010

going to the board room

getting fired

getting fired like omarosa

by omarosa April 21, 2004

play the board

In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.

If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.

by Coell May 14, 2005