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Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
by noirfra September 3, 2024
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Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
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Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze
"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"
by pissandfart August 5, 2025
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texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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Flipping the blizzard

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”
by Jihad McLaden October 29, 2017
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skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.
She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.
by The tenderizer December 5, 2017
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