win the bike

verb: the act of engaging in anal sex with a woman without having performed vaginal sex together on any previous occasion

Peter: Dude, I like, totally boned Shirley last night.
Max: Dude, I heard she's fuckin crazy in bed.
Peter: Dude, you don't even know. We've never even talked, and she just stuck it in her butt.
Max: Fuck dude, you won the bike!
Peter: Yeah bro - I'm a fuckin LEGEND

Vincent: Dude, I win the bike with so many bitches
Herbert: Bullshit. Everyone knows that's just a myth. No one actually wins the bike.
Vincent: Bro, don't trip. Ho's dig it.

by bawssss May 5, 2011

Bike Nazi

Someone who spends all of their day-job money on a shiny fixed-gear and looks down their nose at 'inferior' bicycles, especially anything comfortable and/or with a basket attached. Most likely to be found in dense urban areas, but also foray into the suburbs from time to time.

Cyclist biking to work: (nod and smile)

Bike nazi: (stares straight ahead) Fucking Freds.

by bikesforever March 22, 2009

blake

very nice person they are rare and have a short temper they get along with aidans, rileys and aedans

blake ate a pizza

by bockosaureexzasdasd May 29, 2018

Bike Rape

When you drive down US1 and see a guy on a bike riding down the sidewalk with a girl on the handlebars lookin like shes drugged up.

Hey chica, you see that bike rape?

by sexayboyyoo June 26, 2009

road bike

Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.

Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."

by Mazer86 May 27, 2008

Blaked

To get owned ie. to get dunked on by blake griffin

Mozgov: hey im an nba baller now. yay! oh wait. . .blake griffin! nooooo!
Blake Griffin: BOOM!! you just got Blaked!

by GD_8 November 23, 2010

naked bike ride

a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested

Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk

Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .

by meggsizzle May 21, 2007