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Titties Blazing

Describes a woman with prominent breasts, combined with wearing a low cut top and push up bra which indicates that she is trying really hard to show off her breasts to everyone within 100 feet. Comment usually made by a male to other male friends, but can also be yelled out so everyone in the city can hear.
1. Jesse and Joey are walking down a crowded NYC street on a Saturday night. 19 year old girl with huge rack approaches with her ugly boyfriend.
Joey (while staring at 19yo's chest): "TITTIES BLAZING!!!"
Joey and Jesse high five without missing a step, while ugly boyfriend hates his life.

2. Timbo (to Robbo): "Hey man, this is my friend Cindy, she is my girlfriend's 21yo sister".
Robbo (to Cindy, who has a huge rack and is showing it off): "Titties Blazing!!"
by crazynut November 26, 2011
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roller blading

When having sex with a heavy set woman:
Man inserts penis into the fat between her shoulder blades, and thrusts, causing his balls to roll over her shoulder blades
Bro1: "Hey man, hogging last night was intense!"

Bro2: "Yeah man, that chick i picked up was totally into roller blading, it completely caugh5 me by surprise!"
by Dashteve May 22, 2018
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blazing

Dude 1: "What's wrong with your girlfriend?"
Dude 2: "I don't know, man. She is blazing!"
or " I don't know, man. She is a blazer"
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
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Southern Baking

When you stuff a girls clit with some kind of chicken or cookie dough and eat her out. After that you wet your hair and whip her pussy with it.
"I just gave your sister some Southern Baking last weekend. "
by mua niggas January 17, 2010
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Clam Baking

The female version of tea bagging. Tea bagging with a female character
After I shot Jason with the flare gun Betty gave his face a good old clam baking .
by Jeahoal Jones June 15, 2017
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baking a cake

when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake
Bill: hey whats up with Andre he hasn't texted me back
Fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from Sarah so he's baking a cake
by sexysexualsex November 29, 2011
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german baking tray

When you get cookie mix, brownie mix, cake mix etc. and put it up somebody's butt and have anal sex.
Hey, if you say that one more time I will make you a German Baking Tray!

Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.
by Regundo June 5, 2007
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