bittertude

bit-ter-tude (bih-tur-tood) noun 1. An ascerbic insulting comment, usually pre-programmed and lacking originality, doled out automatically when engaged in social, personal or political discourse by bitter people with bitter minds. 2. A bland, uninspired invective which serves to further the quality of the debate/argument/position not a single iota.

Examples of bittertudes:"Wake up, people." (usually spelled in all caps oftentimes with multiple punctuation marks), "Oh look, another libtard/conservatard" or any portmanteau involving the word retarded, "You actually believe the 'lame-stream media'?" and similar insipid rhymed-word substitution, "People who like Twilight fan-fiction need to be shot.", "Obama is a socialist, Marxist, Communist, Muslim, space-alien demon warlock sent from Mars to destroy America.", "Dem dere Mexicans need to start speakin' 'Merican or git outta dis country!" as well as racial slurs in general, and any comment involving the drinking of Kool-aid in reference to the Jonestown Massacre.

by markolai January 21, 2013

Bittersweet Affect

Just ugh.

She really makes me feel the bittersweet affect.

by Figment0 May 11, 2014

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015

Bitter Biscuit

A person who is incredibly bitter.

"Rhiannan is a fucking bitter biscuit when she doesn't get what she wants."

by Jim Bob, Son of God March 15, 2017

bitterbois

A colloquialism coined by Johns Hopkins University Studens (class of 2021). Used to jokingly refer to male gametes dispensed during solitary satisfaction.

"Have you beaten your bitterbois today yet?" "No, my roommate was in all day."

by brrrrrruh69 September 22, 2017

bitter pancake

A mean person that's hard to get along with. Someone who will argue and challenge everything you say.

Shawty, why you always on my case trying to get on my nerves with everything I say? I can't say nuthin around you cuz you just a bitter pancake.

by treble_maker January 25, 2018

Bitter El Camino

This form of unenthusiastic anal sex is modeled after the classic American muscle car. Go fast, go hard and finish with a heavy load left in the back.

Tim: Yea my wife wasn't really in the mood but let me give her a bitter El Camino anyway. God bless her heart.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019