San Bernardino

San Bernardino is a city in California but it's also a county too. LA and OC residents like to exaggerate how bad is it, and probably those people are assholes and expected to be like Beverly Hills or Indian Wells or something. San Bernardino has shopping like their neighbor Riverside and has good homes at the hills like Riverside. San Bernardino is a city that doesn't get interest because of people make it look bad. People may think this city is full of people that smoke meth but the answer is no. Every city has a bad apple and I'm sickened tired of people thinking that San Bernardino is the "worse" city in the country. San Bernardino has a heart and someday it will improve their love to their city/residents.

I live in Colton, CA and it's improving don't watch YouTube videos like Nick Johnson or any City/States reviewers those people are douchebags.

The City and County of San Bernardino is a great community and has wealthy cities like Redlands, Loma Linda, Highland (Hills), Rancho Cucamonga, and Chino Hills. Someday, the Inland Empire will grow to be good counties.

Sorry for my grammar mistakes.

Friend: What's your address?
Me: It's 2356 W Hill Street, San Bernardino, CA
Friend: Ha ha, you live in San Bernghetto County move to OC
Me: Nope, I'm not moving to Anaheim

Friend: ok..
(THE ADDRESS IS NOT REAL)

by HanakoKunFan April 8, 2021

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 13, 2014

angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

by PhantomToe October 29, 2007

bearded bitches

teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.

''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''

by eve and phil the geniuses June 4, 2004

Rancho Bernardo

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.

"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

by HotPocketFresh July 7, 2008